my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”
it is like 400 dollars
where did he get it
w h a t
did you buy something nice
Disney channel knew whats up
Right now: there’s a hole in the floor and we can see the class below us so we tied a cheeto to a piece of yarn and we’re trying to communicate with this girl but so far she hasn’t noticed
what the fuck kind of broke ass school do you go to
Ugh, my moms making me do a Christmas list but I don’t know what to ask for, But every other day of the year I can think of everything. :/
Jolie posted his headstone on instagram. It came out so beautiful.
|—||my mom (via unclefather)|
This guy is the punkest Santa ever.
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are